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Friday 8 May 2015

The #000000 Album (2015)


  1. Kudome Valentine
  2. Phallic Constellations
  3. Unexpected Item In Bagging Area
  4. Runestone Encryptor
  5. We Were Promised Flapjacks
  6. Can't Make You Love Me
  7. Jack My Swag
  8. A River of Hot Darjeeling
  9. Gorilla Rodeo
  10. You Could Do Better
  11. Cafe Babe
  12. Flummoxed
  13. Fail and Face Erasure
  14. Irish Wristwatch
  15. This Is How It Ends
  16. Cloud Hopping
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posted by: Harperactive @ 08:24

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Thursday 8 September 2011

I Scream Koans (2011)

  1. When Chefs Attack
  2. I Scream Koans
  3. A Fork Where a Fork Don't Fit
  4. Guantanamo Baywatch
  5. Maraschino
  6. Forever
  7. Radicool
  8. A Little Less Pimp Spit
  9. The Unreachable Carrot
  10. Operation Breath Mint
  11. Lurking in Your Skylight
  12. Graduation Goggles
  13. Snail Trails
  14. I Can Be a Bear Cub
  15. Thanks for Eating All of the Macaroni
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posted by: Harperactive @ 12:33

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Monday 12 April 2010

Harp Shaped Box (2010)


  1. Harp Shaped Box
  2. Peanut Butter Altar Boy
  3. Crosswords
  4. Always and Forever
  5. The Milkman Conspiracy
  6. The Mustard Incident
  7. Tastes Like Chicken
  8. Turtlewax
  9. Sinister Sausage
  10. My Beloved Badger
  11. A Gentleman Does Not Conga
  12. Sammy Hagar and the Belgian Waffle
  13. The Bionic Bridesmaid
  14. g2g
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posted by: Harperactive @ 03:50

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Sunday 11 October 2009

The Mancunian Way (2009)

  1. Celebrity Golf Challenge
  2. Today is So Yesterday
  3. JENGA
  4. My Ears are Filled with Nougat
  5. The Milwaukee Bondage Killer
  6. New Dart
  7. Coffeedome
  8. Hungry, Hungry Hippos
  9. The Twelve Inch Pianist
  10. Tiddlywinks
  11. I Fight Drag Queens
  12. The Dark is Rising
  13. Pass Me the Salt
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posted by: Harperactive @ 12:22

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Saturday 16 May 2009

Total Eclipse of the Harp (2009)

  1. I Thought He Was Just Some Creepy Armenian Perv
  2. Jesus Does Not Make You Flame Retardant
  3. Let's Be Friends Like the Friends Off Friends
  4. Sine Language
  5. Imagine It's the 90's
  6. Twits or Get the Fruit
  7. We Used to Play in a Van Down By the River
  8. Total Eclipse of the Harp
  9. Nothing Says Delicious Like the Inside of a Cowboy Hat
  10. A Wild Snorlax Appears
  11. L'Oeuf is a Many Splendoured Thing
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posted by: Harperactive @ 08:29

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Monday 13 April 2009

Thaitanic (2009)

  1. Pegasus
  2. Homosexual Suicide Pact
  3. Greasy Kayak
  4. The Chevron on the Windbreaker
  5. Haiku
  6. Cosmonaut
  7. So Very
  8. Shinto
  9. Excalibur
  10. Orca
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posted by: Harperactive @ 00:41

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Sunday 29 March 2009

Netto Superstar (2009)

  1. Alberta Furtrapper
  2. No Homo Riddim
  3. Punarnia
  4. 55378008
  5. Netto Superstar
  6. Jizz Monkey
  7. Bass Ventura
  8. The Cheerleader Effect
  9. This is My Dad, Not a Washing Machine
  10. Drop and Give Me Twenty
  11. Uncouth
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posted by: Harperactive @ 01:40

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Wednesday 25 February 2009

Bangkok Dangerous (2009)

  1. Would You Like Fries With That?
  2. A Moment of Silence For the Dirt Shrew
  3. I Know It's Pretty Baby, But I Didn't Take it Out For Air
  4. Don't Look At Me, I'm Fucked On Cornbread
  5. Knockout Ned
  6. Ace Kicker
  7. Live Fast, Die Pretty
  8. Vanilla Thunder
  9. Zitch Dog
  10. Who the Fuck is Barry?
  11. I Think It Was Your Sinister Moustache
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posted by: Harperactive @ 15:00

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Tuesday 27 January 2009

Thai Man Time Again (2009)

  1. I'm Gonna Go Home and Ice My Beaver
  2. There's No Place Like 127.0.0.1
  3. Tecwen Whittock
  4. Frightenly Germanic
  5. I'm Parting The Lips of My Blushing Vagina
  6. That Boy's Gayer Than A Handbag Full of Rainbows
  7. Where's Fluffy?
  8. Brick Red Crayola
  9. I Look Like a Turkish Lesbian
  10. The Ex Factor
  11. Hold Your Horses Pedro
  12. The Three Second Rule
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posted by: Harperactive @ 14:28

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Monday 26 January 2009

One Night In Bangkok (2009)

  1. Give My Remains to Broadway
  2. I Forgot to Set My TiVo For The Shield
  3. If I Should Sleep With a Lady Called Death
  4. Wingman Diving On the Friend Grenade
  5. Peanut Butter Chicken Love
  6. A Full-Fledged Bukkake Barrage
  7. Sapphic Traffic
  8. Dimple Theory
  9. Eat Yo Fucking Waffle!
  10. The Penis Mightier Than the Sword
  11. Tito, Get Me Some Tissue
  12. I'm Like a Bloated African Famine Baby
  13. You Can't Survive On the Mushrooms In Your Hair
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posted by: Harperactive @ 10:04

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Guidelines For Harmonious Living (2008)

  1. All The Chickenheads Be Quiet
  2. A Blind Eunuch Looking at a Painting
  3. Curse These Metal Hands
  4. Death By Performing Donkey
  5. You Love Horse Spunk
  6. I'm a Bearded Concubine
  7. He's Not Exactly Grizzly Adams
  8. My Ovaries Are Shrinking
  9. This is No Time For Trigonometry
  10. Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch...
  11. When You're Not Flashing Bartenders...
  12. Sparkle Motion
  13. A Young Blade By the Name of Mitch
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posted by: Harperactive @ 09:58

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Harperactivist (2008)

  1. Do It For Wyoming!
  2. I've Just Blinded a Cocker Spaniel
  3. Tonight You Ride The Unicycle
  4. She Doesn't Even Own a Beret
  5. Somebody Throw Shamu Back Into The Ocean
  6. Panama City License Plate
  7. 2² Ever
  8. Pour Yourself a Glass Of Ambition
  9. I Love Myself and I Want to Live
  10. You May As Well Drink the Tears of a Columbian Peasant Farmer
  11. True Bromance
  12. You Can Suck Dick and Still Be a Virgin, Mary
  13. For I Am Just a Docile House Cat
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posted by: Harperactive @ 09:48

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I'm Still Jimmy From Da Block (2008)

  1. Prodding the Bellies of The Obese
  2. Half Japanese Girls
  3. I'll Leave You Two Squirrels to Get Better Acquainted
  4. Jihad Scuba Warriors
  5. A Storm in a D-Cup
  6. Crocker Dub
  7. Bob Marley in a Headlock
  8. Carlsberg Don't Make Repetitive Annoying Music With Stupidly Long Titles, But If They Did...
  9. Eye Mull of Mush Sheen
  10. For Fox Sake!
  11. Jockin On Yo Bitch Ass
  12. Smells Like Methylated Spirit
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posted by: Harperactive @ 09:43

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Harper Better Faster Stronger (2008)

  1. Here's One I Prepared Earlier...
  2. Europe Who? (No, You're a Poo)
  3. Menarche a Trois
  4. Bishop to F4
  5. How Now Brown Cow
  6. Indecent Explosion
  7. A Sneak Attack in Tesco
  8. Text 'Babe' to 88898
  9. Enter the Dragon
  10. Rainen No Kono Hi Mo Issho Ni Waratteiyoh
  11. The Devil In a Pringle Cardigan
  12. XXXX Girlfriends and a Foster Child
  13. Nova Scotia
  14. Opium and Cheese Sandwiches
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posted by: Harperactive @ 09:34

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A Whirling Dervish (2008)

  1. Abra Cadaver
  2. Actually
  3. Feral Foal
  4. Goose Women
  5. In Pursuit of Black Materia
  6. It's Not You, It's Me
  7. Optimus Primark
  8. Pedestrianism
  9. Pimp My Bride
  10. Prom Night In Shining Armour
  11. Three Times a Lady(Boy)
  12. Trevor McDonald
  13. Tubular Bellend
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posted by: Harperactive @ 09:23

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Jimbo Selecta (2008)

  1. Nippleodeon
  2. Wedgey Planet
  3. Honey, I Sold the Kids
  4. Knob the Corpse
  5. Ichi
  6. There is No U In Penis, But There is a Penis in U
  7. Love You Long Time
  8. I'm Not Gay But...
  9. We Love Cox
  10. King Kong's Finger
  11. Suicide Bummers
  12. Beauty and the Beats
  13. Womb Service
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posted by: Harperactive @ 09:13

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Harper Fucking Active! (2008)

  1. ...And On the Eighth Day, God Created Harperactive
  2. He Said That She Said That I Said You're Dead
  3. Drinking Tea to Make Music to Drink Tea To
  4. Miss Chernobyl Beauty Pageant
  5. For All the Wrong Reasons
  6. Prose Before Hoes
  7. Viagraphobia
  8. Naming Songs is Easy
  9. Iraq n Roll
  10. Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder
  11. The Emperor's Nipple
  12. Kiri Kiri Kiri
  13. All the Better to Eat You With
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posted by: Harperactive @ 09:04

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Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones, But James Will Never Hurt Me (2008)

  1. Let There Be Shite
  2. Bring Your Daughter to Work Day
  3. How to Solve a Rubik's Cube
  4. Serenading Ladies in the Park
  5. Two Sugars Please
  6. Tupperware
  7. Brother James
  8. It's Not What It Looks Liker
  9. Missingno
  10. Vagitarian
  11. Brown and Sticky
  12. Heterophobia
  13. Vivaldi's Four Seasons REMIX
  14. Daddy
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posted by: Harperactive @ 08:52

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Wikipediaphilia (2008)

  1. Pista 1
  2. Friendly Fire
  3. Goths in Love
  4. Does My Arse Look Big in This?
  5. Merkin
  6. Duck Duck Goose
  7. Typo's Change Lives
  8. Let's Pretend We're Trains
  9. C'est Merde
  10. Seventy Please
  11. Less Than Three
  12. The Chronicles of Mike and Geoff
  13. Stretford Arndale
  14. Crystal Eyes
  15. Splinter
  16. Latiku
  17. There is No 'A' in Penis
  18. The Utah Teapot
  19. See You Next Tuesday
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posted by: Harperactive @ 08:41

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Bangkok-A-Doodle Do (2008)

  1. Dairy Milk
  2. Choking Kojak
  3. Grand Theft Audio
  4. Bush Hid the Facts
  5. Midi In
  6. Busaiku
  7. Bite the Wax Tadpole
  8. Tom's Magic Sausage
  9. MSNcore
  10. Samurai Soup Kitchen
  11. Lina Medina
  12. Esperanto Lullabies
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posted by: Harperactive @ 08:17

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